Jared speaks, milk is spilled, masks are debated, Bolsanaro dumber than Trump

In which drug lords are pursued but not the Sacklers; everyone watches Cuomovision; can’t buy me masks

in which we brace ourselves, hunker down and rise up all at once

in which we dot the i; records are broken; Cuomo says no; the cost of testing negative

in which the Pope prays; NY gets exponential; Bill Gates speaks; Bob Dylan sings

in which a stimulus bill is signed; Harvard men joke; testing starts to ramp; what’s in a name

in which secondhand smoke signals are heeded

in which we turn our attention to Florida